Holy shit. It was unmistakable. That unwavering confidence. That calm composure in the face of danger. The imposing yet approachable stature of a peaceful warrior. There was no other explanation. Mr Low is a modern incarnation of Bruce Lee's master.
In the spirit of the discipline of mathematics, I will prove the equation that is this post's namesake.
"Look! Elmo Sees a Christmas Tree!"
Hence, by the Laws of Photoelectric Induction, Maclaurin's senility, Hammer of Thor and Loincloths of He-Man and the Masters of the Universe,
RI(JC) Math Lecturer
=
Ip Man (shown)
Convinced? You should be. With my newfound perspective and respect for this great Chinese hero, I looked up upon the stage, and this was what I saw.
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